Sata to succumb to pressure and appoint Referendum Commission

What is that protruding on your belly Mr President? Ipad or…?

Ailing dictator Michael Sata will soon to appoint a Referendum Commission that will conduct the  National Referendum on adopting the Constitution of Zambia, according to information deliberately leaked to the Watchdog by  Minister of Justice Wynter Kabimba’s office.’

The Commission will be set up at a time when the Technical Committee has finished holding the National Consultative Forum on the Draft Constitution in Lusaka,’ reads part of the document leaked to the Watchdog.

Continues the document: ‘President Sata is considering appointing Supreme Court Judge Florence Mumba to chair the Referendum Commission while two other members will be Non Governmental Organizations Coordinating Committee (NGOCC) board chairperson Beatrice Grillo and the Young African Leaders Initiative governance advisor Isaac Mwanza.’

According to the document Justice Minister Kabimba said: “the PF still remains committed to fulfill its promise of the referendum as contained in the PF manifesto”.

 

COMMENTS

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    Chanda 4 years

    Lets give to credit to Sata on dis 1 for engaging even those anti-govt. Sata is an epitome of love. He loves everyone no matter who says anything against him or his rule and this is what we seeing doing here. BIG UP Mr. President! Go ahead and prove em wrong even when they insult u

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    Kalikeka 5 years

    where is my blog please !

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    SPECIAL PAPER 1

    Mwanawasa is to cabbage as Sata is to………….

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    Mulozhi waba Lozhi. 5 years

    I only hope this picture is manipulated. If its not, then I must say we have reason to worry.

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    Dream on Wynter’s girlfriend

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    stable line 5 years

    pay attention to the belly of the President. There is something protruding, is it a mukame or what. Is anyone seeing what am seeing?

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      Rude Monk 5 years

      Yes! But lets leave the man alone!

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      The_Truth_Commission 5 years

      YES! I can seeee! protruding very well. lets just hope whatever it is is not 25kg.

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      shetana 5 years

      It is a gold plated iPad which he does not want to show people.

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    Wynter Kabimbas Girlfriend 5 years

    To all of you! PF is winning! 2016! Wynter shall take over Sata once he is retired soon from office. All of you…shout with me!…
    PF Wynter for 2016! PF Wynter for 2016! PF Wynter for 2016!
    If you dont, you are stupid. coz PF Wynter shall ashamed you!

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      Kalikeka 5 years

      Go back to night school, PLEASE !!

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    mosaad 5 years

    Fellow countrymen is it morally correct to be singing about someone healthy at every given time.I strongly believe we can do better than this.A lot challenges a facing our beloved country that we ought to put our minds and energies.

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      kabimba 5 years

      He started it

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      Kalaba 5 years

      Imagine if twas HH who was sick. Sata would make a comedy of it. He’s very good at that

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    Munembo 5 years

    The results of smoking kaponda.

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    Enock Roosevelt Tonga 5 years

    In my opinion, a Referendum is the only way to go in order for Zambia to come up with a people’s driven constitution . It shall surely be a Big Plus to the head of state and the entire government if this very important document was to be subjected to a referendum. Thanks to you in advance.

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      The same Government that is bad at upholding the current one? Sorry no credit to PF they just cant be trusted.

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    spot on 5 years

    in the earlier photo where you said look carefully at the presido left leg i couldnt but now i have seen a box like on the tummy, it reminded me of my friend z father in kafue who had a urine bag on him and unfortunately died eventually

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      Munembo 5 years

      Yah.I can see it.

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    man 5 years

    It is the referendum question or questions which are more important than holding a referendum.

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    muntuzi 5 years

    Doctored pic at WATCHDOG!!!

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    kolwe ne chipato 5 years

    Doctored pictures at wacthdawg!!!!

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    STATE HOUSE OFFICIAL VERSION

    You people seem to be deviating yourselves away from the principles of reality. We have been magnanimous enough and allowed this unwarranted speculation but there comes time when enough is enough. If you were versed with the happening at statehouse you would have known that his excellence Micheal Sata was concealing some presents which he intended to surprise the kids with. What you see there could have been books, dvd, ipads or laptops (real ones not katele’s). Due to unexpected circumstances he reviewed his plan, reshuffled the gifs, realigned the presents from his back to his belly and then reversed his decision. So the fancy gadgets were rebased to just a mere photo shoot out.

    PRESIDENTIAL PRESS AID
    GEORGE CHELLAH

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    Kalaba 5 years

    This is really getting interesting. I can’t see the left hand

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    Black September 5 years

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    HUNTER 5 years

    sorry pipo mr SATA IS SICK .the photo tells everything look his legs also and the left hand as if its not there .

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    dictionary 5 years

    As usual,’Ailing dictator that…….,ailing dictator this……’Ninshi e wedi mwaishibafye ba reporter…? Chizungu chopunzilila ku ukulu niso chabe….

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    mweetwa 5 years

    get fucked all who are against P.F.thumbs up Mr president so far so good.Most of u chaps at watch dog are UPND and we are watching u mother fuckers and u cant even match the post u are against.wabalya bauso,nobana ba babwa

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    Wynter,s gilfriend is dreaming. No mata what wynter can do he can neva be president coz he has no heart for the poor zambians. Maybin kambwili can take over or lubinda coz they are wise and shares the same principles with sata for the poor. But even that can only be when God takes sata after he builds a better zambia for all of us. Sata will not die now coz God has not yet spoken. As for all of u wishing him died I pray that Back to the sender. Long live micheal

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    Zambian 5 years

    Mobile/portable dialysis machine

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    Chivunda Samusungwa 5 years

    The trouble with reviewing the current republican constitution in Zambia is that it takes only one person to throw a spanner in the works,and that person is the President of this country ; and when he disrupts the process that can be the end of the debate.That’s why the republican Presidential powers should be clipped.
    So,if Michael Sata wakes up tomorrow and decides that ALL that has been agreed upon at the Constitution Convention should become incorporated in a new republican constitution,it can happen,even without a referendum being held.
    Kaunda,Chiluba,Mwanawasa and Banda had no interest to give us a people-driven constitution,that’s why we are in this mess.
    It remains to be seen whether Michael Sata will also fail to give us a constitution which will stand the test of time.

    From:-
    Chivunda Samusungwa.
    Lusaka.

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    He had hands in his pockets in the jackets

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      The_Truth_Commission 5 years

      YES! A BIG BOX HAND! YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT! I NEVA FIGURED THAT OUT!

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      This is getting interesting because there is no hand in the left jacket sleeve or is it the girl is obstracting

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    The president will surely leave a legacy to remember when this constituition goes through. Long live 1 john 4 vs 4 for mr president…

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      Wynter Kabimbas Girlfriend 5 years

      NO! no long live. sorry to inform you…Wynter and I are taking over Zambia soon with our PF! you shall see me as 1st lady. so all of you….suck it up!

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    New Era 5 years

    The urine bag positio not good really, we need to protest, he should put it kumusula, i mean kumputi

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    Namusunga 5 years

    Be respectful there is nothing protruding you chaps

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      big bwana 5 years

      He that has an ear ear, shall He not hear? He that has an EYE the eye, shall He not SEE?

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      Man About Town 5 years

      He keeps a pair of reading glasses in his breast pocket.

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    Nyamoyi 5 years

    Let’s wait & see. Mwanawasa a lawyer failed us on this one & if PF can do it for us, we will thank dem for it.

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      The Silent One 5 years

      Please let us not ignore important facts delibarately. Mwanawasa died before the NCC completed its business. How did you expect him to give you a constitution? Hopeless souls!

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      Munembo 5 years

      Hallucinating

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      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,,,,,,, 5 years

      Wembwawe

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    Ndomfwa Bwino 5 years

    MK… Zambian constitution has/will not be brought because of Sata. It takes time to craft a national constitution and all previous commissions have contributed to it. In other words Zambians will have authored a national constitution for themselves

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    Odya Mphafa 5 years

    That position for the urine bag is not good, the left leg is better. that just looks silly like a shelf in front of the president, poseniko amano guys ku state house.

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    mk 5 years

    Thank you Mr President. For me Mwanawasa as a lawyer ought to have left this country with a good constitution but he FAILED. So if Sata can do it, then he will leave a legacy better than any of his predecessors.

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      robin owens 5 years

      mwe ndoshi mwe, you killed him

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      CAS 5 years

      What do you mean Mwanawasa failed about the constitution. That draft was not yet finalised before he died and it was only presented in parliament under Rupiah. Levy had already died.

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    opposition 4 life 5 years

    Selfless president!

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    Proud Zambian 5 years

    LET US GIVE MERIT TO THE PRESIDENT ON THIS ONE, REFERENDUM IS THE RIGHT WAY TO ADOPT OUR PEOPLE DRIVEN CONSTITUTION, THUMBS UP MR PRESIDENT!

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      Come on there was no other option. You seem to have run out of praises and now begin to praise things that are obvious.

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        twoo 5 years

        manje iwe problem yako ni chani chee colour!

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          If you have nothing to say continue to scratch you balls and fuck yourself.

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          I don’t like responding to people who are from scratching their balls.

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    big bwana 5 years

    YES! WHY DOES SATA’S STOMACH PART LOOK ‘BOXY’? JUST LOOK CAREFULLY FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE EYES.
    COULD IT BE..? OR MAYBE IT COULD BE..?

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      chilufya sata mwanakashi iule likonka abasungu pa rhapsodys 5 years

      Ichidunku!!

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      dial 5 years

      You don’t have to look carefully…it is all very clear that he is carrying something extra and awkward under his suit. In many ways I feel sympathy for him. It is not easy what he is going through and I think the Muchinga Traditional Leaders are right to advise him to consider leaving the presidency early to prolong his life.

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        mwamba mutale 5 years

        Imwe mwe mbushi tamwamonapo bullet proof bakolokombwa bapalaumuntu

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          Pasa Ulemu Nganga Iwe 5 years

          Then why put bullet proof next to the kidney? the bullet proof should be pa chest. Why is it not protruding pa chest ya Ukwa? So who is the goat? Its YOU!

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            Kalaba 5 years

            PasaUlemu you you have cracked me. Ati bullet proof kuma kidneys lol

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          @Mwamba Mutale Ali mbushi webo .You seem not to know how a bullet proof looks like and you want to believe you can wear it like a VEST under your shirt .

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    pharaoh 5 years

    Whether its deliberate o not lets hope that goes thru so we can av a pipo driven constitution.it wil b a plus if the PF deliver a gud constitution to stand the taste of tym

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    Sara 5 years

    I am appealing to all those responsible of choosing Sata’s catheter and urine drainage bag because of hus urinary incontinence (leakage) to choose small bags not the kind that protrudes like the one has on in this photo.

    The best Sata can do is use a leg bag attached to him all day. You can move around freely with a leg bag not this one that makes the stomach look abnormal.

    You can easily hide your leg bag under pants. They come in all different sizes and styles – please Kaseba choose a small and smart urine bag for Ukwa.

    So calipwa sex ba Ukwa, teti bafwila pamulu palya bafika pa orgasm – if at all balapamona!

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    NOTONGA4PRESIDO 5 years

    QUES: “What is that protruding on your belly Mr President? Ipad or…?” – ANS: It is a bullet proof jacket – don’t forget, i am not an ordinary citizen like your Hechi-Hechi, I am a president of the republic of Zambia till 2021. hate it or love it….

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      Why is it boxy?

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        malabishi! 5 years

        Is a bullet proof vets oblong?

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        kaabwa! 5 years

        is the bullet proof vest supposed to oblong?

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    Anti-mal-administrativenisationism 5 years

    Is the President three months pregnant?May be Mmembe has been bonking him yakumbuyo!

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      wanabe 5 years

      Umunchinsu kuchipuna bane! Thats is very unZambian, kwiindi!

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      big bwana 5 years

      lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Chiwanangala 5 years

      KOLOKOMBWA IWE WABA UMUSULA UKUFITA

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    Daniel Munkombwe 5 years

    PLEASE Zambian Watchdog,HE IS NOT DOING THAT UNDER PUBLIC PRESSURE.WE HAVE BEEN ALL CALLING FOR THE ADOPTION OF THE CONSTITUTION THROUGH A NATIONAL REFERENDUM, AND WHY CANT WE JUST HAIL MICHEAL SATA FOR THIS?

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    Muchende 5 years

    Never start a project without PROCEDURE. This should set precidence 4 this highly ileterate gvt in our history. If this constitution fails, we shall be on U Winter and yo Ukwa

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    Pasa Ulemu Nganga Iwe 5 years

    Today the “urine bag” is clearly protruding. Next they will start walking with a drip

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    Pasa Ulemu Nganga Iwe 5 years

    Today the urine bag is even more visible. It won’t be long before he starts walking around with a drip!

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    Rusco 5 years

    This is the only deliverable that I shall praise PF for. I shall definately vote for them in 2016, but this does not mean that they will win outright. This particular document is in every Zambian’s mind and it should be seen to succeeed.

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      I thought the PF’s blatant disregard for the law and inability to uphold the constitution should worry you albeit they deliver it.

      The constitution has been breached by these guys from day 1.

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    Kajimang 5 years

    honourable WYNTER KABIMBA HAD EARLIER SAD THAT IN PREVIOUS INTERVIEWS SO IT IS NOT THE PUBLIC PRESSURE U AR TALKING ABOUT BUT WAS ACCORDING TO PF MANIFESTO AND ROAD MAP OF THEIR CONSITITUTION. THUMBS UP PF

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      Proud Zambian 5 years

      I ALSO RAISE MY THUMB UP FOR THEM!

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    Snepa 5 years

    Ndeloshafye- Ba Winter.

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    callboy Lusaka 5 years

    It is a media statement and not a “leak”. It was issued by the Justice Ministry as a media statement please.